If you asked a teenage girl, they might call it…disgusting.

If you asked a detective…it’s golden.

To a child…it has awesome stuff inside.

If you ask a garbage man…he might say it stinks but it pays the bills.

And if you asked us we’d say…it’s just a garbage can with our logo and you’re going to buy at least three next quarter.

thanks to @JaredJacobs for smuggling this out from 1 Infinite Loop.